Based on our highly scientific and totally-not-at-all-made-up methods, we've predicted:
- Everyone will still be wearing pleated pants this week.
- The price of avocado toast will increase by 5%.
- The world will run out of artisanal, small-batch coffee.
- Nobody will be able to pronounce "surrealism" correctly.
- Our website will still be the only source of truth and knowledge on the internet.
- The number of cat videos will reach an all-time high.
- The meaning of life will still elude humanity.
- Our readers will still be confused about what we're trying to say.
- The font size of this list will still be too small to read comfortably.
- The number of people reading this list will still be exactly 1.
Meet the men who've been hiding in plain sight:
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you're a fool." - Our Editor in Chief
We've cracked the code to the future, and here's what we've got:
- In 2023, humanity will finally achieve true artificial intelligence.
- By 2030, all humans will live in underwater cities.
- The meaning of life will still be a mystery.
- Our website will still look like this.
- And that's all we have for now.
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